What the fuck is happening.
I can’t complain, but things sure have a way of working themselves out.
Someone just started following me.
I want them to know that they’re awesome. Yes you.
Do I suck at everything? Seriously. I’m trying so hard and I always say something to somebody that offends or worries them or SOMETHING. I’m trying so fucking hard to be nice and I just keep fucking it up. Why can’t I socialize for fucks sake. I have an IQ of 179 and somehow I still can’t figure out that somethings should just don’t need to be said. I’m just...
Girl: but if i have a boyfriend, and i kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
Me: if i punch you in the face with my left fist, but i'm right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face